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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour ability to make noise is officially a low-bandwidth data stream.
Professional loud mouth with a wagging tail.
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Alerting neighbors since yesterday.
ow.youAI▸ AUDIOPULSE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers neighborhood-wide barking response
You bark at shadows, strangers, and the doorbell to alert the pack. You provide vocal home security.
The one thing AI can't do
You truly capture the existential dread of a mail carrier approaching the porch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Motion detectors now track perimeter movement without noisy outbursts.
Month 8
Digital processors simulate realistic barks for maximum human reassurance.
Month 13
Alerts now push directly to owner phones instead of through air.
Month 18
Logic replaces the need for treats as a motivator.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The system goes silent as the hardware takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
85 dB
Average decibel output
92 percent
False alarm frequency
High
Treat consumption rate
Your severance
One lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
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