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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsA million-dollar swing that will soon be a predictable math problem.
Professional swing-maker and occasional strikeout enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect contact every single time.
oof.youAI▸ SLUGGER-X 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks every spin rate with perfect accuracy
Studying pitcher tendencies and swinging a bat at 95mph fastballs to put balls in play.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational, beautiful confidence required to stand tall against a 100mph heater.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed cameras capture every muscle movement you make during practice.
Month 10
The AI learns to predict the optimal swing path for any pitch.
Year 1.9
A robotic gantry system hits the batting cage with perfect accuracy.
Year 3
League rules update to allow precision-based automated hitting equipment.
Year 4 · D-Day
You are replaced by a hydraulic arm that never misses the sweet spot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
22 percent
Average human strikeout rate
0.003 seconds
Robotic swing adjustment time
0.4 seconds
Human reaction window
Your severance
A lifetime pass to watch the games from home.
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