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Will AI replace Professional Baseball Scout jobs? · Latest report #pvs7iasu
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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou watch kids hit baseballs; our cameras watch their heart rates.
Professional stalker of teenagers with high exit velocities.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying greatness, one trajectory at a time.
ow.youAI▸ SCOUTCORE-PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters raw talent data through proprietary algorithms
You travel to watch amateur players, judge their swing mechanics, and file handwritten reports on their future potential.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific stubbornness of a player who refuses to quit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed tracking cameras monitor every swing at major scouting tournaments.
Month 7
Biometric sensors capture player speed and torque without human bias.
Month 16
Software synthesizes performance data into a standardized draft recommendation.
Year 2.2
Front offices prioritize digital metrics over subjective human gut feelings.
Year 3 · D-Day
Front offices fire the final scouts to save on travel budgets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
200
Annual hotel nights
12%
Draft-pick hit rate
45000
Miles driven per season
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm ballpark hot dogs.
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