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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Baseball Shortstop jobs? · Latest report #hexxayz2
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsMillions paid for a job a high-speed cannon does better.
Master of the six-hole, guardian of the diamond.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect range, zero ego, never drops.
bzzt.youAI▸ DEFENSIVE-PIVOT MK. IV▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
snaps double plays with millisecond precision
Fielding ground balls, executing double plays, and managing defensive positioning against elite hitters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a celebratory backflip after a game-winning play.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Pressure-sensitive grass maps exact ball trajectories to predict every bounce before it hits the ground.
Month 7
Algorithms replace manual spray charts by calculating defensive positioning based on real-time pitcher release data.
Month 18
High-speed automated catchers mount in the infield to eliminate human handling errors on sharp grounders.
Year 2.3
Piston-driven throwers replace human arms to ensure perfect velocity and accuracy to first base every time.
Year 3 · D-Day
The entire infield is automated, leaving the humans to watch from the luxury boxes they can no longer afford.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
99.9%
Glove Success Rate
Zero
Throwing Error Count
None
Contract Negotiation Time
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the stadium parking lot.
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