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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour eyes are failing, but the cameras never even blink once.
Master of the strike zone and king of arguments.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect accuracy every single pitch.
glub.youAI▸ STRIKEZONE VISION MASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calls the perfect game without blinking
You track high-speed pitches for balls and strikes and settle disputes. You walk the diamond for hours.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically stomp into the dugout to yell at a manager.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed sensors are mounted around the stadium to track the zone.
Month 7
A computer sends ball-strike data directly to the earpiece.
Month 15
Sensors take over all close calls at every single base.
Year 1.9
Public announcements announce the machine's perfect decisions with zero hesitation.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The human umpire is removed from the field to keep the game fast.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
2 per season
Average Ejection Frequency
15 percent
Human Error Margin
0.01 seconds
Seconds Per Call
Your severance
A lifetime pass to sit in the nosebleeds.
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