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October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYour career is just a series of expensive jump shots.
Professional jump-shot enthusiast and accidental mascot.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dunking on humanity since the last draft.
squeeze.youAI▸ HOOPBOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
sinks three-pointers from mid-court perfectly
You move around a court to throw a ball through a hoop. It is surprisingly athletic for a game.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire irrational loyalty in a fan base of sad adults.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Wearable cameras map every movement on the hardwood court.
Month 12
Robotic limbs master the physics of the perfect arc.
Year 2
Vision models predict opponent paths to shut down lanes.
Year 3
Teams swap humans for units with better battery life.
Year 5 · D-Day
The arena is silent because the robots play flawlessly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
99.9 percent
Average shot accuracy
zero
Dunk fatigue rate
none
Contract negotiations required
Your severance
A lifetime supply of sports energy drinks.
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