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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career prospects are as thin as single-ply toilet paper.
Digital doom-scroller currently operating from stall three.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising vacancy rates with brutal efficiency.
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locks stall doors remotely to boost productivity
You occupy space in restroom stalls while scrolling social feeds on your phone.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the undisputed champion of hiding from your own manager.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Network policies will block all social apps in restrooms.
Week 9
Passive infrared sensors flag your duration in stalls.
Month 3
Soft alerts hit your phone for excessive stall use.
Month 4
Badge access tracking records your bathroom frequency patterns.
Month 6 · D-Day
Smart locks and occupancy analytics render your role obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
Infinite
Average scroll depth
100 percent
Stall occupancy rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium paper products.
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