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September 20, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsPaying hundreds of thousands to destroy garbage is an algorithmic inefficiency.
Expert kinetic energy transfer specialist for the bored elite.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision destruction for the ultra-wealthy
oof.youAI▸ IMPACT-MAX V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly calibrated kinetic impact events
You swing bats at discarded items for wealthy patrons. This is an expensive, high-velocity hobby.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the visceral, chaotic texture of shattering a ceramic plate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Vision-guided safety perimeters monitor client proximity to prevent accidental debris trajectory injuries.
Month 7
Conveyor systems present optimal debris targets, removing your need to manually stage the garbage.
Month 15
Hydraulic pistons replace human arms to ensure consistent, lethal force on every single swing.
Month 20
Real-time audio processing enhances the sound of shattering to satisfy client physiological reward centers.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The system assumes full control, rendering human intervention in garbage destruction entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
85mph
Average swing velocity
400kg
Garbage destroyed daily
98%
Client amusement index
Your severance
One high-velocity carbon fiber bat signed by no one.
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