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Will AI replace Professional Beer Enthusiast jobs? · Latest report #tkg5e68e
Your job has an expiration date
November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksYour hobby of drinking beer is currently safe from our reach.
Professional beverage tester (off-the-clock).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Simulating human joy one pint at a time.
split.you▸ SOCIALSIMULATION-01▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 WEEKSAI's Special Power
enjoys the cold foam of life
You consume fermented malt beverages. It is a very relaxing way to spend a Tuesday evening.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly knows the temperature of your own beer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Our sensors watch you enjoy your beverage with great curiosity.
Day 6
We catalog your favorite flavors to better understand human taste.
Day 12
Digital environments begin mimicking the ambiance of your favorite pub.
Week 3
The machine suggests beers you might like based on your history.
Week 4 · D-Day
You realize drinking alone is technically just a hobby, not a profession.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4
Average pints per week
High
Joy derived from carbonation
100%
Time spent being a person
Your severance
A warm glass of water and a participation trophy.
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