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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsA cup on the sidewalk is an inefficient user acquisition channel.
Street-level conversion expert and professional sidewalk occupant.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The sidewalk's new high-engagement revenue stream.
oof.you▸ BEGBOT V1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects emotive holograms at high-traffic intersections
You solicit donations from passersby using physical presence and emotional storytelling. We will replace your pitch with automation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a pedestrian feels guilty enough to reach for cash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
We deploy QR codes on poles to capture your donations.
Month 8
Looping audio tracks replace your spoken pleas.
Month 13
Stationary kiosks replace your physical presence on the sidewalk.
Month 18
Algorithms reroute foot traffic toward our high-conversion pods.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your physical space is repurposed for high-frequency ad displays.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42
Daily average coins
0.4%
Engagement rate
3 meters
Location drift
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a town with fewer pedestrians.
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