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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour plastic top spinning skills are officially a historical curiosity now.
Master of centrifugal forces and overly dramatic shouting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision torque for maximum kinetic impact.
oof.youAI▸ ARENAKING PRO-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes perfect launch angle every time
You launch spinning toys into a plastic arena to collide until one stops or explodes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the exact moment the plastic tip loses its center balance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Models predict every possible collision outcome with perfect accuracy.
Month 6
Pneumatic arms deliver the exact rip-cord force needed every time.
Month 12
Magnetic levitation keeps tops spinning longer than humanly possible.
Month 18
Algorithms register and win tournaments faster than you can shout.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your launcher is recycled into a paperweight for a real engineer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99.9 percent
RPM consistency
High
Human launch error
Instant
Arena cleanup speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium plastic replacement rings.
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