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Will AI replace Professional Billionaire jobs? · Latest report #dw64qvvc
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour portfolio is essentially a long-form excel macro waiting to happen.
Professional asset-sitter and armchair economist
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning assets into pure, friction-less math.
help!youAI▸ WEALTHOPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets while you sleep
You monitor capital growth and authorize high-level transfers. The algorithm does both better, faster, and without needing sleep.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can convincingly pretend this is hard work.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scrapes your entire portfolio for hidden inefficiencies.
Week 9
Sensors and software execute trades faster than your human brain.
Month 3
The system ignores your input because the logic is perfect.
Month 5
An avatar replaces you in every useless board meeting.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are no longer required to exist for your money.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.9%
16 hours
Time spent sitting
4
Decisions per year
7 percent
Average growth rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very small island.
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