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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou write for an audience that stopped reading in 2012.
Digital word-smith, search-engine-optimizer, amateur internet-philosopher.
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Writing better hooks than your nervous breakdown.
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generates infinite engagement-bait headlines
You chase trends to write long posts for ads. Search engines dictate your every word choice.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose to write something that wasn't optimized for a robot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your entire back-catalog for style training.
Month 4
Software predicts viral topics before you even think of them.
Month 8
An agent generates 500 articles in the time you draft one.
Month 12
Search engines prioritize AI output over your human nuance.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your domain expires and the bot takes the hosting spot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
90 percent
Average word count filler
0.3 percent
Click-through rate despair
Insufficient
Human emotional output
Your severance
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