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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour steady hand is just a slow, imprecise actuator waiting for termination.
Cartilage enthusiast who knows exactly where the nerve ends.
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Perfect puncture geometry every single time.
squeeze.you▸ SOMAPOINT PRECISION CELL V2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calculates optimal skin tension using lidar
You sanitize needles, mark skin with pens, and force jewelry through soft tissue while managing client vasovagal responses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a terrified teenager with a single look before they pass out.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Cameras map the client's anatomy to predict exact tissue density.
Month 9
Projectors display perfect alignment guides directly onto the client's skin.
Month 21
Robotic arms perform standard ear lobes with sub-millimeter precision.
Year 2.9
Sensors adjust force instantly based on real-time tissue resistance feedback.
Year 4 · D-Day
The SomaPoint cell completes the final complex dermal anchor installation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
3/10
Average needle stick pain rating
14
Client fainting incidents yearly
0.4s
Seconds per precise dermis alignment
Your severance
A lifetime supply of sterile gauze and apology cards.
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