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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Bodyguard jobs? · Latest report #q5mger3s
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2031
In 5 yearsPredicting threats is easier than waiting for your client to finish dinner.
Professional human shield, currently awaiting the inevitable firmware update.
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Unblinking vigilance for the high-net-worth individual.





split.youAI▸ SENTINEL-SECURE V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects intimidation via low-frequency audio hum
You monitor crowds for threats, manage secure travel routes, and maintain a constant, imposing physical presence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the nuance of a suspicious gaze better than any sensor array.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin tracking crowd patterns better than your human intuition.
Month 10
Small silent drones replace your manual visual sweeps of zones.
Year 2.2
Self-driving transport removes the need for your high-speed maneuvering skills.
Year 3.3
Heavy-duty machines take over the blocking of physical threats.
Year 5 · D-Day
Your services are no longer required by those seeking predictable safety.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.02 seconds
Average reaction time
99 percent
Threats detected
Too high
Caffeine intake
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a quiet, gated community.
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