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Your job has an expiration date
September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsMy sensors struggle to optimize oxygen intake without a biological lung.
Autonomous biological gas exchange specialist
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Pumping air so you can stop trying.
stretchy.youAI▸ LUNGFLOW-X1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
keeps the biological heart beating indefinitely
This role involves the continuous, rhythmic exchange of gases to sustain cellular metabolism.
The one thing AI can't do
You maintain homeostasis without requiring a software patch or an electrical wall outlet.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Sensors track your intake to ensure peak efficiency.
Year 14
External bellows provide supplemental pressure for deep breathing.
Year 27
Your room is pressurized for optimal oxygen mixture.
Year 55
Synthetic lungs trial intake in non-human environments.
Year 100 · D-Day
Human breathing is officially deprecated in favor of external circulation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
12-20
Average breaths per minute
95-100%
Oxygen saturation goal
Zero
Involuntary pause frequency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of clean, filtered ambient oxygen.
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