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Will AI replace Professional Bull Rider jobs? · Latest report #658cfics
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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou are just a very expensive, organic vibration sensor for bulls.
Professional gravity-tester with a high pain tolerance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The bull that never gets tired.
glub.youAI▸ BUCKMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers eight seconds of pure simulated chaos
You sit on two thousand pounds of angry beef and attempt to stay vertical for eight seconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can feel the exact moment a bull's muscle twitches before it changes direction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the bull's exact muscle tension and response patterns.
Month 5
Smart chutes launch the machine onto the bull with perfect timing.
Month 13
Stabilizing arms match the bull's rhythm with zero human error.
Year 2.2
Insurance providers finally accept machine-only bull riding for lower premiums.
Year 4 · D-Day
No humans remain to be launched into the dirt.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4.2 seconds
Average duration
98 percent
Bone fracture rate
Maximum
Bull anger level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of ibuprofen and a sturdy cane.
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