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Will AI replace Professional Bum jobs? · Latest report #j74agm3w
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysYour career path is a straight line to absolutely nowhere.
Master of the grand void and professional clock-watcher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Doing nothing, but with perfect precision.
pop?you▸ IDLEMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
perfects the art of doing absolutely nothing
You spend your days avoiding productivity and maximizing leisure time. Our algorithms do this with significantly higher efficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuinely impressive ability to ignore every single social expectation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors map your favorite spots to do nothing.
Day 2
AI predicts your next location to avoid effort.
Day 2
A screen displaying static replaces your presence.
Day 2
The machine stops being human and just saves power.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your lack of productivity is now fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12 hours
Daily nap cycles
0.00%
Contribution to society
100%
Strategic avoidance rate
Your severance
A warm glass of milk and a firm shove.
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