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November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksProfessional calorie consumption is not a career, it is a tragedy.
Amateur competitive eater with no sponsorship deals
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Turning burgers into compost with extreme efficiency.
split.youAI▸ CALORIE-SILO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 WEEKSAI's Special Power
processes lunch without complaining about quality
You consume mass-produced meat and bread for sustenance. You are a biological processor of grease.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to feel profound regret after a meal.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors monitor your lunch choices for nutritional data collection.
Day 2
An app suggests kale instead of that extra bacon.
Day 8
Drones replace your walk to the food court.
Week 2
Nutrient paste replaces solid food for efficiency.
Week 4 · D-Day
Human chewing is officially declared an outdated legacy process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
too many
Calories consumed hourly
critical
Artery resistance levels
Your severance
a side of soggy fries
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