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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsA career built on the absolute pinnacle of human physical exertion.
Professional Button Presser (tactile enthusiast, screen-gazer)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pressing things without the pesky human fatigue.
help!youAI▸ CLICKER-ZERO V1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
actuates every button simultaneously in parallel
You press buttons to initiate industrial sequences. The machine already knows where the buttons are.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge the tactile resistance of a sticky industrial emergency stop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Optical sensors mapped to every button location replace your visual monitoring of indicator lights.
Month 8
Pneumatic pistons are installed over your primary buttons to perform the pressing motion with precision.
Month 13
Software connects button status directly to the machine logic, bypassing your human reaction time.
Month 18
The control panel covers are locked down, rendering your physical presence redundant to the system.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The machine achieves full autonomy, effectively turning you into an expensive, carbon-based paperweight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
40/min
Button Press Rate
0.4%
Human Error Rate
Excessive
Coffee Breaks
Your severance
A vintage mechanical keyboard for your new unemployment.
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