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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour palate is a cost center that a chemical sensor ignores.
The human digestive tract's most inefficient data collector.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying joy through spectral analysis.
split.youAI▸ GLAZESCANNER X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates sugar content to the milligram
You sample sugar-heavy baked goods to verify texture and sweetness. The industry will move on without you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a frosting tastes like actual joy instead of laboratory chemicals.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 5
Sensors identify sugar ratios without needing a human to swallow.
Month 9
Robotic pressure probes measure cake density and crumb strength.
Month 14
Algorithms map ingredients to thousands of successful customer reviews.
Month 18
The testing unit feeds data directly to the automated ovens.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The last human tester is replaced by a desktop-sized sensor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
4500
Daily calories ingested
High
Taste bud fatigue
Daily
Sugar crash frequency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-fructose corn syrup.
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