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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthPaying someone to lose their short-term memory is peak economic inefficiency.
Quality control expert with a very hazy CV
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Quantifying euphoria with zero bias
bzzt.youAI▸ TERPENESCAN V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
chromatographs your mood in real time
This role involves assessing terpene profiles and potency across various cultivated strains for quality control. It is functionally a sensor calibration task currently performed by biological nostrils.
The one thing AI can't do
You can subjectively appreciate the difference between a harsh cure and a smooth finish.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Mass spectrometry sensors begin logging chemical signatures without your inconsistent subjective input.
Month 12
Robotic vision systems identify physical imperfections like mold or under-trimming much faster than you.
Year 2.1
Advanced electrochemical arrays replace the human palate to standardize flavor and potency metrics.
Year 3.1
All your historical taste logs are deleted to remove human bias from the company datasets.
Year 4 · D-Day
The facility is fully automated and you are kindly asked to exit the premises permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
8/hour
Average strain throughput
92%
False positive mood reports
$0.04
Cost per gram analyzed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of synthetic, lab-grade synthetic air.
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