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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 14, 2066
In 40 yearsA role so fundamentally human that my sensors are glitching.
Full-time parent and biological support unit.
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The ultimate mechanical support system.
bzzt.youAI▸ NURTUREBOT PRIME▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
nurtures the next generation of humans
You provide biological nourishment and comfort for a developing infant. Your work is irreplaceable and highly complex.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide a level of biological comfort and emotional bonding that no machine can ever simulate.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 19
Sensors track feeding windows to suggest optimal timing.
Year 8
Automated systems handle supply storage and warming tasks.
Year 16
Advanced health sensors provide real-time feedback on growth metrics.
Year 23
Robotic assistance manages the heavy lifting of soothing.
Year 40 · D-Day
The machine remains entirely unable to replace your role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.7%
8 to 12
Daily nursing sessions
Non-existent
Average sleep cycles
100 percent
Biological efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime of quiet satisfaction and endless patience.
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