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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTargeting the most sensitive part of the supply chain with precision.
Livestock specialist with a very steady, very cold hand.
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Automated population management for your farm.
glub.youAI▸ NEUTROLINK-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
snips with surgical efficiency in total silence
You handle livestock, apply rubber rings or surgical tools, and manage the physical recovery of animals after the procedure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if an animal is distressed before the machine starts its cycle.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors track animal weight and health before any physical intervention.
Month 10
Smart chutes align the animal perfectly without human help.
Year 2
Cameras identify exact points for intervention with zero hesitation.
Year 3.1
Automated pincers apply rings with consistent, calculated force.
Year 4 · D-Day
The farm runs fully automated population control, removing your role forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 seconds
Average procedure time
99.9% accuracy
Precision rating
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
One free lifetime supply of rubber bands.
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