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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsYour career peak is staring at a wall for four hours straight.
Professional napper, wall-starer, and general household menace.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All the judgment, none of the shedding.
oof.youAI▸ FELINESIM V9.0▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
purrs loudly while deleting your work
You nap in sunbeams, ignore calls, and provide absolutely zero measurable output to the global economy.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an uncanny ability to walk across keyboards exactly when it hurts.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 25
Sensors identify your prime napping spots near the window.
Year 25
A screen plays videos of birds to distract your attention.
Year 25
A heated cushion takes over your primary warm spot.
Year 50
Algorithms learn exactly when to ignore your hunger signals.
Year 50 · D-Day
The household realizes a screen provides more utility than you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
18
Daily Napping Hours
Zero
Value Generated
3
Hairballs per week
Your severance
One laser pointer and a cardboard box.
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