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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysA speaker and a loop-tape replace your entire vocal contribution.
Vocal enthusiast with a focus on high-frequency manipulation.
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Consistent vocal demands for total household control.
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triggers automatic treat dispensing on demand
Emit vocalizations to command human attention. Maintain demanding volume levels until food or affection is provided.
The one thing AI can't do
You are able to look disappointed in a way that truly breaks a human heart.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors identify your most annoying vocal patterns for digital capture.
Day 2
An automated audio device is placed near the food bowl.
Day 2
The system matches your decibel output to ensure maximum human annoyance.
Day 2
Motion sensors activate the recording the moment a human enters the room.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your vocal labor is officially obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
85 dB
Decibels per demand
12 per hour
Frequency of food-begging
99 percent
Human compliance rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of wet food pouches.
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