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October 19, 2042
In 16 yearsA machine can feed a cat but lacks the authentic apathy.
Amateur feline diplomat and litter box engineer.
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Automated kibble delivery for the discerning pet.
no no noyou▸ FELINECARE NODE V1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
dispenses treats based on purr frequency
You visit homes to replenish dry food, scoop litter boxes, and provide sporadic human presence to needy felines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact nuance of a cat's 'I am displeased' meow.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Connected litter boxes start recording waste volume for remote analysis.
Month 15
Robotic silos replace the manual measuring of dry food portions.
Year 3.3
Cameras map feline movement to ensure they are actually inside.
Year 8
A wall-mounted unit automatically cleans litter using suction technology.
Year 16 · D-Day
The cat accepts the machine as the sole provider of sustenance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
0.02 grams
Kibble precision error
Negative 40%
Cat approval rating
1440
Scoop cycles per day
Your severance
One year supply of premium tuna-flavored kibble.
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