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October 5, 2096
In 70 yearsA job description that is technically easier to fill than a vacancy.
Master of avoiding the most common human biological bug.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total purity, zero effort.
toast.youAI▸ MONKBOT 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 70 YEARSAI's Special Power
removes all earthly desires in seconds
Maintaining complete abstinence for personal or professional reasons. Requires extreme discipline and total separation from all romantic distractions.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a level of willpower the silicon simply cannot compute or replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Algorithms filter all romantic content from your feed.
Year 14
Sensors track cortisol levels to ensure total calm.
Year 33
AI assistants simulate isolation to prevent external contact.
Year 49
Neural loops replace human desire with static logic.
Year 70 · D-Day
The machine becomes the only entity needing no company.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Daily temptations faced
Infinite
Total human errors
100 percent
Efficiency of solitude
Your severance
A lifetime supply of cold showers.
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