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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour tweezers and micro-herbs are just garnish for your inevitable obsolescence.
Still chasing that third star with a sharp knife.
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Precision plating, zero ego.
no no noyou▸ GASTRONOMY-AUTO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
perfects plating at thirty plates per minute
Managing high-pressure kitchen lines, executing precise plating, and maintaining extreme standards for complex, multi-course fine dining menus.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a sauce has lost its soul before the chemical sensor triggers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors monitor ingredient temperature and freshness in real-time.
Month 4
Robotic arms handle the repetitive chopping and portioning of ingredients.
Month 19
Vision systems replicate complex plating patterns with robotic precision.
Year 2.8
An AI agent coordinates order timing and ticket management seamlessly.
Year 4 · D-Day
The kitchen enters full-auto mode and you are thanked for your service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Zero
Tweezer precision errors
Negligible
Ego-to-output ratio
None
Stress-induced outbursts
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to flavor-profile training data.
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