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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsClucking for a paycheck is a high-latency business strategy.
Avian enthusiast with a very specific, feathered career trajectory.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authentic clucking without the seasonal bird flu.
squeeze.you▸ POULTRY-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
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You provide poultry-themed entertainment or mascot services. It is technically a job, if you define labor as wearing feathers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the profound existential embarrassment of your own costume.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Sensors record and map your most persuasive clucks for the synthesized audio library.
Month 6
Cameras track your erratic wing-flapping to program the robot's naturalistic motion patterns.
Month 13
A stationary base unit is installed at the parade site to handle all stationary clucking.
Month 19
The robotic shell is deployed to interact with crowds without requiring human sweat inside.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your costume is incinerated and the bot begins permanent shifts at 200% efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
99.9%
Cluck Fidelity
0%
Feather Shed Rate
Zero
Human Dignity Remaining
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium birdseed and crickets.
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