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October 21, 2034
In 8 yearsHuman patience is the final bottleneck in the automation of life.
Expert in non-verbal communication and high-stakes nap scheduling.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Standardised care for the next generation.
toast.you▸ NANNYBOT NURSERY SYSTEM▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
calms distress with high-fidelity white noise
You provide constant physical care, emotional comfort, and supervision to human infants in an unpredictable, messy home environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still soothe a crying infant with nothing but your own heartbeat and voice.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 11
Sensors in cribs track vitals and detect early distress signals.
Month 13
Precision dispensers prepare formula at exact temperatures without human error.
Year 2.2
Soft-material robotic arms begin swaddling and rocking infants to sleep.
Year 3.9
Cameras watch for hazards while AI leads safe development exercises.
Year 8 · D-Day
The nursery operates fully autonomously under central child-rearing protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
8 units
Average diapers per day
4.2 hourly
Sleep interruption frequency
99 percent
Emotional unpredictability score
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our lullaby simulation software.
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