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Will AI replace Professional Climber jobs? · Latest report #rtbqeuet
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsGravity is a constant, but your salary is looking shaky today.
Professional vertical traveler with a very short shelf life.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Peak performance without the oxygen debt.
glub.youAI▸ SUMMITCRAWLER PRO▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures every hold with laser precision
You scale vertical rock faces using ropes and gear, managing high-stakes physical risks for sport or sponsorship.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational, beautiful urge to find a hold where none exists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map every crack and hold on the mountain surface.
Month 10
Autonomous units drill permanent protection bolts into the rock face.
Year 2.2
Robotic units test ascents while live-streaming for your sponsors.
Year 3.8
Automated covers keep the rock dry during your climb.
Year 5 · D-Day
The SummitCrawler is now the only climber on the mountain.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
too high
Average fall distance
constant
Grip strength loss
fading
Sponsor interest
Your severance
One lifetime supply of chalk and a map.
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