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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour slapstick routine is just a bug in a rubber nose.
Professional funny-maker, part-time victim of giant shoes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimised joy through perfect, repeatable timing.
toast.you▸ JESTER-BOT V4.1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly timed pratfalls every time
You perform physical comedy, juggling, and character gags for live audiences. Your livelihood depends entirely on spontaneous human laughter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a crowd is bored and change your bit instantly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors record your best routines to build a comedy database.
Month 11
AI predicts the funniest possible sequence of slapstick movements.
Month 22
Custom chassis are built with hydraulic limbs for perfect tumbling.
Year 2.7
Cameras monitor crowd laughter to adjust your timing automatically.
Year 4 · D-Day
Robots perform your entire routine with zero human error.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Average laughs per hour
99 percent
Pie-to-face accuracy
Advanced
Balloon animal complexity
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent, non-funny office.
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