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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsAlgorithms are funnier than you because they read the data perfectly.
Content creator (mostly algorithm-chasing, emotionally exhausted).
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optimises content for maximum engagement hooks
You write jokes and sketches to chase viral trends. The machine just predicts which punchlines generate dopamine hits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the awkward silence when a joke lands like a brick.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI scrapes your entire history of jokes and videos.
Week 9
It models which specific punchlines perform best at 3 AM.
Month 5
Neural nets output scripts that are mathematically optimized for engagement.
Month 8
Bots post content precisely when your audience is most vulnerable.
Month 10 · D-Day
You are replaced by a feed that never sleeps or cries.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
0.04 seconds
Average joke latency
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Followers generated
100 percent
Human creative debt
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