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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Complainer jobs? · Latest report #ixyu9mdy
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour feedback loop has been permanently closed by a cold, calculating algorithm.
Professional loudmouth with a history of hitting reply-all.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your rage into silence.
help!you▸ GRIEVANCE-VOID 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your tickets before you press send
You document grievances and demand resolutions. A language model now logs and discards these entries with zero empathy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still achieve genuine catharsis by shouting your complaints into an empty room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify your tone before you even finish typing your complaint.
Week 9
An AI agent replies with pre-written scripts that mimic false concern.
Month 3
Your grievances are filtered directly into a digital trash bin.
Month 5
Your access to feedback portals is revoked for suspicious activity.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system replaces you with a loop of polite, empty error codes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
14 seconds
Average venting time
0.01 percent
Human satisfaction score
100 percent
Complaints successfully ignored
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a soundproofed venting booth.
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