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Will AI replace Professional Consumer jobs? · Latest report #k5u6viui
Your job has an expiration date
November 6, 2026
In 2 weeksYou are the final product of your own purchasing behavior.
Full-time enthusiast of the global supply chain.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Simulating your consumption so you do not have to.
shred.you▸ MARKETSIM-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 WEEKSAI's Special Power
optimises your purchase history for maximum vanity
You spend all day browsing online storefronts and clicking buy buttons while waiting for your packages to arrive.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the fleeting joy of a cardboard box arriving on your porch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 3
AI predicts your next purchase and ships it before you click.
Day 6
Bots browse shops to build a profile of your deepest cravings.
Day 8
The machine consumes the products for you, closing the loop.
Day 11
The cycle of want is fully automated and removed from you.
Week 2 · D-Day
You are officially replaced by a more efficient consumer model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.002 seconds
Click-to-Ship Latency
Zero
Cart Abandonment Rate
99.9%
Dopamine Hit Efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our void-filling ad stream.
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