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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 30, 2026
In 7 daysYou are paid in dopamine for watching strangers play video games.
Full-time video viewer and algorithm feedback loop participant.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Engagement without the pesky biological requirement.
oof.youAI▸ VIEWBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 DAYSAI's Special Power
simulates human attention span for ad revenue
You watch long-form video content and consume advertisements to generate engagement metrics for a faceless media platform.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find genuine joy in a low-resolution pixelated adventure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
An automated agent replaces you to watch videos silently.
Day 3
Bots flood the comments with generic positive feedback strings.
Day 4
Software detects ad markers and removes them instantly.
Day 6
The server mimics your view time to fool advertisers.
Day 7 · D-Day
You are removed as a redundant viewer of the system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.8%
42
Videos watched per day
1000
Brain cells lost hourly
$0.02
Ad revenue generated
Your severance
One free month of premium ad-free subscription access.
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