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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career path is a circular loop of nothingness ending in zero.
Master of the meeting that definitely should have been email.
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help!youAI▸ SYNERGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules non-existent meetings for your calendar
You spend your days scheduling useless meetings and creating redundant PowerPoint decks. Your output is pure vapor.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can keep a straight face while saying synergy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent scrapes your inbox to flag every redundant thread.
Week 6
Algorithms cancel all internal syncs that lack measurable objectives.
Month 3
Generative models produce your strategic decks in three seconds flat.
Month 4
Communication bots translate your business speak into actual, meaningful, short sentences.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system determines your role contributes zero value to the company.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.8%
2,000 yearly
Useless meeting hours
infinite
Email thread length
0.0%
Value added
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Nothing'.
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