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Will AI replace Professional Corporate Generalist jobs? · Latest report #zhgqzn6k
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsA jack of all trades is a master of being replaced.
Expert in making nothing look like progress.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Doing everything, but actually fast.
bzzt.youAI▸ GENERALIST-BOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters jargon into actionable binary
You juggle endless buzzwords and tasks across too many departments. Your output is mostly emails and status updates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually tell which coworker is lying during a conference call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts sending your daily project emails with actual data.
Week 6
Bots replace your buzzword-filled messages with direct, clear instructions.
Month 3
System joins your meetings and outputs a clean summary instantly.
Month 4
Scripts handle your logistics, cloud tasks, and customer tickets autonomously.
Month 6 · D-Day
The AI replaces your role entirely by doing real work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
99 percent
Buzzword density
7 hours daily
Time spent in meetings
0.4 units
Real output
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital pat.
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