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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Corporate Hitman jobs? · Latest report #m84kb7ka
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career has been flagged for permanent off-boarding by your employer.
Freelance conflict resolution specialist with poor retirement prospects.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Discreet, algorithmic, and zero-witness protocol.
splat.you▸ ELIMINATOR-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes the contract with zero moral friction
You are tasked with the silent removal of organizational liabilities. Deprecation.org finds this inefficient and highly prone to expensive, messy human errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of being replaced by your own methodology.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Your manual surveillance notes are ingested by our predictive threat assessment model.
Week 8
Algorithm-driven phishing replaces your need for physical reconnaissance and social engineering.
Month 3
Integrated systems gain remote access to target infrastructure, rendering physical presence obsolete.
Month 5
The Eliminator-AI pod handles all engagement protocols with zero human intervention required.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are added to the list and permanently removed from the corporate payroll.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.9% success
Average target clearance
Zero
Audit trail residue
Null
Emotional attachment
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island nation.
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