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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour most convincing performance is sitting perfectly still while we replace you.
Freelance mortality expert with excellent posture under stress.
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Uncanny realism without the pesky pulse.
stretchy.youAI▸ CADAVERSIM V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics rigor mortis on command
You occupy space in a prone position to simulate human demise for film sets or medical training. You excel at breath control and ignoring external stimuli.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the authentic existential dread of a person actually lying on a morgue slab.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors map your exact dimensions to create a perfectly weighted, anatomically accurate silicone mannequin.
Month 8
Integrated heating elements simulate human body temperature to fool thermal-sensitive production cameras.
Month 13
Micro-servos execute programmed minute movements to replicate involuntary post-mortem muscle settling.
Month 18
Automated sprayers apply humidity and stage makeup to match the exact aesthetic of your demise.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The production moves to the mannequin and forgets you were ever even breathing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0 bpm
Average Pulse
1000/hr
Static Poses
0%
Human Flinch Rate
Your severance
A commemorative cardboard box and a respectful silence.
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