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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Counter jobs? · Latest report #7hwrak7c
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsCounting to infinity is a terrible way to spend your afternoon.
Professional Counter (currently stuck on the number eight).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Numbers never felt so processed.
stretchy.youAI▸ COUNT-O-MATIC PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes infinite arrays in one clock cycle
You count items, data, or objects manually. A computer does this exactly once and never makes a mistake.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a sequence feels suspicious even without seeing the data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors identify the items you are counting in real time.
Week 7
The spreadsheets populate automatically without your shaky fingers.
Month 3
Vision cameras replace your eyes to count everything simultaneously.
Month 5
You are no longer required to verify the machine's perfect output.
Month 6 · D-Day
Counting is now a background process and you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 percent
human counting error rate
0 percent
ai counting error rate
1 million
items counted per second
Your severance
A vintage abacus and a signed apology letter.
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