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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour divine mission is just an inefficient logistics problem for our software.
Historical reenactor with a terminal case of religious fervor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated salvation through superior kinetic output.
bzzt.you▸ DEUSEX-MACHINA V4.2▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers total victory with zero prayer requirement
You perform long-distance territorial acquisition and theological dispute resolution. The work involves significant travel, heavy armor maintenance, and high-stakes geopolitical negotiations.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly understands the moral weight of steel on steel.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We optimize your logistics by replacing pack animals with automated, solar-powered heavy-lift drone swarms.
Year 4
Smart-sensors monitor your kinetic fatigue while a machine-learning model predicts optimal striking angles.
Year 12
Geospatial AI handles the occupation, managing feudal taxes and borders without the need for human soldiers.
Year 22
A Large Language Model generates perfectly tailored sermons to pacify the local populace instantly.
Year 40 · D-Day
A centralized server cluster concludes the crusade, rendering human presence in war zones obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Sub-optimal
Divine efficiency
99%
Armor oxidation
Zero
Sins absolved
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-strategic island resort.
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