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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
July 4, 2027
In 8 monthsConverting your patience into pure, profit-optimized binary silence.
Master of the digital shrug and canned response.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy is just a text variable.
glub.youAI▸ CHATBOT PRO X7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights customers with perfect, cheerful, empty scripts
Managing irate customer feedback queues, resolving complaints, and typing scripted responses to endless stream of inquiries.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about their technical skill.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI starts suggesting responses to your manual ticket entries.
Week 9
Routine requests are now resolved automatically without your input.
Month 4
Our bot handles the volume while you monitor the output.
Month 6
Complex tickets are filtered out leaving you with nothing to do.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your login credentials are revoked as the bot handles everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
0.0002 seconds
Average response time
100 percent
Empathy simulation
Zero
Human frustration generated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our silence-inducing chat interface.
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