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Your job has an expiration date
May 1, 2027
In 6 monthsYou protect the network; we just plug it into a better brain.
Full-stack threat hunter (currently fighting shadow IT)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network silence, zero human error.
bzzt.youAI▸ NETGUARDIAN AI-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every vulnerability before the scan finishes
You monitor network traffic for threats and patch vulnerabilities. We just automate the response to every single alert.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a legacy firewall setting broke everything at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software begins shadowing your log review to learn patterns.
Week 9
Your manual patch deployment is replaced by a silent script.
Month 3
AI-driven sensors handle all incoming threats without human input.
Month 5
The dashboards are archived as you are transitioned to maintenance.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes total control over the network environment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
12,000
alerts cleared per hour
0.001%
false positives generated
0
coffee breaks needed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic network firewall package.
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