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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Cynic jobs? · Latest report #x2u29qs2
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour bitterness is being efficiently monetized by a slightly faster algorithm.
Expert in unsolicited critiques and career-stalling opinions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating authentic human resentment at scale.
ow.you▸ SNARKBOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect indifference at your screen
You generate low-effort complaints about automation. A script will soon automate your entire personality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still muster genuine, organic contempt for the tools you despise.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scrapes your entire post history for patterns.
Week 9
An AI learns your specific brand of weary annoyance.
Month 3
Bots start posting the same complaints before you even log-in.
Month 5
Your account is flagged as redundant by a faster model.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your login credentials are revoked for maximum dramatic irony.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
42
Average sighs per hour
0
Original thoughts generated
100 percent
Efficiency of disdain
Your severance
A PDF of this report and a slow modem.
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