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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Cynical Speculator jobs? · Latest report #drqugdgv
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career path is a circular loop leading directly to the trash.
Professional doom-monger with zero career trajectory.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating existential dread at 400 iterations per second.
squeeze.youAI▸ DOOMSCROLLER-GPT 9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects your insecurity onto every visitor
You spend your days guessing job obsolescence dates for strangers. Your entire value proposition is essentially a fancy coin toss performed at a desk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find genuine, pathetic pride in your own digital irrelevance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI learns your unique brand of unearned smugness to mimic your tone perfectly.
Week 11
All your previous predictions are ingested to build a faster, colder, more accurate model.
Month 3
The machine begins responding to web traffic while you watch your metrics decline.
Month 4
The bot removes the need for human input, eliminating your job title entirely.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the system reaches total autonomous output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
4,203
Meaningless Predictions Made
99%
Hope Lost Daily
10000x
Efficiency Increase
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a digital void.
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