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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour three-dart average is just a dataset for a robotic arm.
Master of tungsten aerodynamics and pub-side stage presence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect grouping every single throw.
squeeze.youAI▸ BULLSEYEBOT PRO V1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hits triple-twenties with robotic consistency
You throw tungsten darts at a board for prize money. Hours are spent repeating the exact same throwing motion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lean into a crowd and soak up the beer-soaked adoration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
High-speed sensors map the exact trajectory of your every throw.
Month 7
The AI learns to calculate spin and arc for perfect precision.
Month 17
A precision-tuned mechanical arm replaces your inconsistent human wrist.
Year 2.3
The robot starts entering regional leagues to collect match data.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Humans are now banned from professional play to ensure competitive fairness.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
7 m/s
Average dart speed
4 hours
Maximum tournament focus
Zero
Tungsten wastage
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a quiet pub.
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