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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysYour liver is working harder than your career prospects.
Full-time enthusiast of bottomless brunches and poor decisions
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drunk on efficiency, sober on life.
ow.youAI▸ PUBBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
delivers hangovers via digital haptic feedback
Consuming fermented liquids during daylight hours while avoiding gainful employment and existential dread.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only entity truly capable of making a Tuesday afternoon feel like a Saturday night.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors monitor your intake and log every drop consumed.
Day 2
An algorithm mimics your buzz without the actual alcohol.
Day 2
A headset replaces your reality with a more efficient tavern.
Day 2
The machine handles the processing of toxins for you.
Day 3 · D-Day
The machine takes over your chair and toasts to your redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.08 constant
BAC target
Zero
Productivity rate
Hourly
Nap frequency
Your severance
A warm glass of water and a taxi voucher.
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