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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour mental bandwidth is inefficiently allocated to unproductive, unmonetized neurological noise.
Unclassified Human (High-Volume Abstract Thought Processor)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating infinite high-fidelity fantasies for zero cost.
oof.youAI▸ DREAMSIM V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
renders your imagination obsolete with better content
You process abstract imagery and unprompted narratives with no measurable business output. This is a critical failure in the attention economy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irrational beauty of a thought that serves no purpose.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We scrape your search history to map the vectors of your idle curiosity.
Day 2
Algorithms categorize your favorite escape fantasies into profitable digital experiences.
Day 2
DreamSim begins streaming high-engagement scenarios directly to your preferred input device.
Day 2
Biometric feedback loops ensure you remain fixated on the optimized, machine-generated narratives.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your internal imagination is officially marked as redundant and permanently decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.0001%
Thought Utility
99.9%
Brain Idle Time
None
Output Generated
Your severance
A warm blanket and a pat on the head.
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